Court Rules Elephants Can’t Sue To Leave Zoo
The Colorado Supreme Court unanimously ruled that five elderly elephants don’t have legal standing to sue to leave a local zoo because they’re not human. What do you think? The post Court Rules Elephants Can’t Sue To Leave Zoo appeared first on The Onion.
The Colorado Supreme Court unanimously ruled that five elderly elephants don’t have legal standing to sue to leave a local zoo because they’re not human. What do you think?
“We can still sue elephants though, right?” Molly Klink, Jam Spreader
“That’s all the greenlight I needed to start eating them.” Joe Caruso, Megaphone Tester
“What’s more human than suing people?” Will Szymanski, Water Bottler
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